tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14168956.post115490054319428074..comments2024-03-25T06:39:42.081-04:00Comments on Bonfire of the Vanities: Caption this Picture!Fr Martin Foxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01375628123126091747noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14168956.post-1155099546277077572006-08-09T00:59:00.000-04:002006-08-09T00:59:00.000-04:00Can someone get Dr. No's prop-cat in here so we ca...Can someone get Dr. No's prop-cat in here so we can roll cameras?Odysseushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00028190531437571201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14168956.post-1155003909372969732006-08-07T22:25:00.000-04:002006-08-07T22:25:00.000-04:00"Journalist! Can't like them; can't beat them wit..."Journalist! Can't like them; can't beat them with my crozier; what's a Pontiff to do?DimBulbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14831601901629235143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14168956.post-1154982998220255772006-08-07T16:36:00.000-04:002006-08-07T16:36:00.000-04:00In a scene from the upcoming final episode of the ...In a scene from the upcoming final episode of the Matrix quadrilogy entitled "Matrix: The Revelation", an older and much wiser Neo, armed only with ultimate truth, takes on the final four Agent Smith clones in a battle of faith and intellect.F. S. Poesyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13201920550959255201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14168956.post-1154971778545340162006-08-07T13:29:00.000-04:002006-08-07T13:29:00.000-04:00The Holy Father was overheard to say, "Don't think...The Holy Father was overheard to say, "Don't think you're out of my reach over there... I will still punish stupid questions with a whack upside the head with my crozier!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14168956.post-1154970868437237352006-08-07T13:14:00.000-04:002006-08-07T13:14:00.000-04:00"I have a little trouble remembering names so if i..."I have a little trouble remembering names so if it's okay with you gentlemen I'll just call on you as Mr. War, Mr. Famine, Mr. Pestilence and Mr. Death."F. S. Poesyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13201920550959255201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14168956.post-1154960293362093892006-08-07T10:18:00.000-04:002006-08-07T10:18:00.000-04:00Not having a real table or armor, the Pope does hi...Not having a real table or armor, the Pope does his best to live out his fantasy of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table.Tracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13055691110317133958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14168956.post-1154957004437770842006-08-07T09:23:00.000-04:002006-08-07T09:23:00.000-04:00"Why are you all sitting so far over there? Do I ..."Why are you all sitting so far over there? Do I smell or something?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14168956.post-1154949817983713722006-08-07T07:23:00.000-04:002006-08-07T07:23:00.000-04:00"Get BEHIND THE LINE! No feet in my circle!""Get BEHIND THE LINE! No feet in my circle!"Barb Szyszkiewiczhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00329184613713551475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14168956.post-1154932717808352592006-08-07T02:38:00.000-04:002006-08-07T02:38:00.000-04:00The Pope himself captured it"I am feeling like I a...The Pope himself captured it<BR/><BR/>"I am feeling like I am in court"<BR/><BR/>And the first questions asked:<BR/><BR/>"Can you hear us or do we need to shout ?".....;-)<BR/><BR/>They finished 10 minutes earlier than planned, the pope's comment "Thank God, it's over"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14168956.post-1154927306426382872006-08-07T01:08:00.000-04:002006-08-07T01:08:00.000-04:00The German Theologian was a little nervous, since ...The German Theologian was a little nervous, since this was his first appearance before the Holy Office.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14168956.post-1154918906047250092006-08-06T22:48:00.000-04:002006-08-06T22:48:00.000-04:00I'm thirsty. You guys thirsty? Waiter! A round ...I'm thirsty. You guys thirsty? Waiter! A round of Schneider Weisse, bitte. Danke.<BR/><BR/>Let us pray: <I>Benedic, Domine, creaturam istam cerevisae, quam ex adipe frumenti producere dignatus es: ut sit remedium salutare humano generi: et praesta per invocationem nominis tui sancti, ut, quicumque ex ea biberint, sanitatem corporis, et animae tutelam percipiant. Per Christum Dominum nostrum.</I> Amen.<BR/><BR/><B>Amen.</B>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14168956.post-1154912348866364612006-08-06T20:59:00.000-04:002006-08-06T20:59:00.000-04:00So let me get this straight: you are asking me to...So let me get this straight: you are asking me to preside over a joint marriage ceremony?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14168956.post-1154906562328699552006-08-06T19:22:00.000-04:002006-08-06T19:22:00.000-04:00"Pssst! I think he's asleep...who's going to wake ..."Pssst! I think he's asleep...who's going to wake him?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14168956.post-1154905867598541252006-08-06T19:11:00.000-04:002006-08-06T19:11:00.000-04:00"Before we're done here tonight, one of you will b..."Before we're done here tonight, one of you will be voted off in tonight's episode of "Theological Survivor."Deacon Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10122365395121818240noreply@blogger.com