Funny things happen when you pick up the phone...

Ring, ring...

"Hello, Saint Remy."

"Hello, is Remy there?"

"Who?"

"Um...yes, I'm calling for ________ (name of charity omitted, out of charity). Is the lady of the house at home?"

(Restraining a giggle).

"You really have no idea who you called, do you? This is Saint Remy Church -- there is no lady of the house."

"Oh--oh...

"You have a nice day!"

"You too!"