*@@* Congratulations, 100,000th Visitor *@@*

(Cue fireworks and oompa band...)

Congratulations, you are the 100,000th visitor to the Bonfire of the Vanities!

(Cue sound of crowd roaring...)

I don't know you're name, but:

* You live in or near Aurora, Illinois (isn't that the home of those two great theologians, Wayne and Garth?)
* You came here from the Shrine of the Holy Whapping!, and...
* You stayed for one second!

Thanks for visiting Bonfire of the--hold it, he's gone already, oh well . . .

Party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!